Crystal Palace frontrunners to sign Levi Colwill

Crystal Palace are targeting a move for Chelsea defender Levi Colwill, according to The Evening Standard.

The Lowdown: Summer so far…

The Eagles have made three signings so far this summer ahead of Patrick Vieira’s second season in charge. Goalkeeper Sam Johnstone and winger Malcolm Ebiowei have both made the move to Selhurst Park for free, while midfielder Cheick Doucoure joined from Lens in a deal worth £19.17m.

More could be on the way, with Palace reportedly leading the race for Wolves midfielder Morgan Gibbs-White, and Colwill may well also be on the move over the coming weeks.

The Latest: Transfer update

The Evening Standard provided a transfer update regarding Colwill on Thursday.

They claimed that Palace are the frontrunners over a potential move and have been given encouragement that Chelsea may sell the player. Arsenal are also thought to be keen on Colwill, who is ‘viewed as one of the best young talents in the country’.

The Verdict: Guehi 2.0

Labelled as an ‘amazing talent’ by Talent Scout Jacek Kulig, Colwill spent last season on loan at Huddersfield Town in what was his first taste of senior football, starting 28 matches on route to a play-off final.

The 19-year-old would give Vieira another option at centre-back, one that appears needed with just four on the books at this moment in time, including Nathan Ferguson who has endured multiple injury setbacks in recent years.

Palace reaped the rewards of signing Marc Guehi from Chelsea after an impressive loan spell in the Championship with Swansea, so they could be hoping that lightning strikes twice when it comes to Colwill.

WBA must secure Elliot Anderson transfer

West Bromwich Albion got their summer transfer activity off to an exciting start when they announced last month that they had secured a three-year deal for John Swift on a free transfer from Reading.

The Baggies also moved some players out of the club such as Romaine Sawyers, Sam Johnstone and Andy Carroll as they got the ball rolling for the overhaul that Steve Bruce spoke about in April.

Now that the transfer window has been open for a week, it seems as though a potential next step has emerged which could see a new player come in and possibly result in a current figure in Bruce’s squad departing The Hawthorns.

Earlier this week, it was reported by The Northern Echo that the Baggies were among the clubs who have made contact with Newcastle United over a potential deal for youngster Elliot Anderson.

A product of the Magpies’ youth system, the 19-year-old has made 56 appearances for the Tyneside club across their senior and youth teams. In those appearances, the teenager has found the net 23 times and delivered eight assists, highlighting his attacking talent.

During his loan spell with Bristol Rovers last season, the £2.3k-per-week youngster scored eight goals and supplied five assists in 21 appearances.

Labelled a “classy” player by former scout Graham Carr, Anderson’s potential arrival at The Hawthorns could be bad news for current West Brom attacker Callum Robinson. In a recent report from The Athletic, it was claimed that the Baggies are “expected to listen to offers” for the 28-year-old this summer.

Described as “overhyped” by Irish football pundit Eamon Dunphy, Robinson scored just two goals during Bruce’s reign in charge of the club, which started in February.

With that in mind, should the Republic of Ireland international find himself leaving The Hawthorns at some point in the near future, this could push Albion to launch a move to sign Newcastle prodigy Anderson.

The Toon may be reluctant to let their starlet leave on a permanent basis this summer, but if the Baggies can secure a loan deal with a subsequent purchase option, this could very much work in their favour, especially if they can get back into the Premier League at the end of next season.

In other news: Bruce can land the next Livermore as WBA eye swoop for “sensational” £4.5m-rated gem

WBA must complete Tom Lawrence transfer

West Bromwich Albion saw one of their main attacking talents wave goodbye to the Midlands club during the previous summer transfer window.

After scoring 20 goals and delivering 26 assists in 77 appearances for the Baggies across all competitions, Matheus Pereira joined Saudi club Al-Hilal back in August.

In his absence, West Brom struggled to make themselves a feared attacking side throughout the recent Championship campaign.

With 46 games played, the Baggies found the net just 52 times, which is fewer goals than a significant number of clubs that finished below them in the league table.

In addition to this, the Midlands club ended the campaign with the lowest percentage of shots on target (29.1%) in the entire league.

This certainly suggests that the team suffered from not having Pereira in their ranks as a capable attacking option.

Now that this uninspiring season has come to a close, the upcoming summer transfer window can provide Steve Bruce with the chance to strengthen his side and give them a better chance of winning promotion back to the Premier League.

One attacking figure that the Baggies have been linked with recently that could be a suitable and much-needed replacement for the departed Brazilian is Derby County winger Tom Lawrence.

Having played in 264 Championship games throughout his career, the 28-year-old has scored 50 goals and delivered 50 assists along the way.

With 38 appearances under his belt for Derby in this latest season, the Welshman found the net 11 times and provided five assists whilst playing in numerous attacking positions.

To further highlight his attacking talent, no other player in Wayne Rooney’s squad managed to equal the number of shots (101) or shots on target (38) that Lawrence made.

To put that into perspective, only Karlan Grant (108) had more shots at goal than the £27k-per-week Rams star in West Brom’s ranks.

Praised for his “inspirational” form this season by journalist Jake Barker, Lawrence ultimately couldn’t help his side achieve their goal of staying in the Championship at the end of what had been a difficult campaign for the Rams.

With the winger out of contract at the end of the month, securing a deal for him should be near the top of West Brom’s priority list as he could be the exact sort of attacking spark they need in their side to forget about Pereira and become a deadlier team.

In other news: Imagine him & Mowatt: Bruce can form scary WBA duo by signing “magnificent” 46 G/A ace

Celtic must secure Christopher Scott deal

Celtic were in scintillating form for the majority of their recent Premiership campaign in terms of the attacking power they showed on the pitch.

In their 38 league games, the Hoops found the net on 92 occasions, which ultimately led to Ange Postecoglou’s side lifting the league title.

To further highlight how impressive the Bhoys were in an attacking sense, 18 different players managed to get their names on the scoresheet during the triumphant top-flight campaign.

One man who ended up being a useful figure for Postecoglou in terms of scoring and creating goals was David Turnbull. In 42 appearances across all competitions, the midfielder found the net 10 times and delivered eight assists.

In his 25 league games, the Scotsman scored six goals and provided five assists, leaving him with more goal contributions than the likes of Matt O’Riley, Reo Hatate and Callum McGregor.

Now that the season has ended, Celtic and Postecoglou can turn their attention to the upcoming summer transfer window and getting prepared for the 2022/23 campaign.

In terms of potential incoming transfers, one man with whom the Hoops have been linked and who could establish a formidable midfield pairing with Turnbull is Christopher Scott.

Having scored 44 goals and supplied 17 assists in 114 appearances across Bayern Munich and Bayer Leverkusen’s youth teams, the midfielder certainly knows how to be an attacking threat on the pitch in front of goal, similar to Turnbull.

Described as a player who “generates a lot of threat from [his] finishing and creativity” by Bhoys Analytics on Twitter, Scott – who is currently valued at £1.08m by Transfermarkt – could be a great midfield partner for the 22-year-old Celtic talent and give the team an extra attacking danger.

Taking into account how the Hoops will be heading into their next campaign without Tom Rogic and Nir Bitton, this could sway Postecoglou into bringing some new midfielders to his squad over the coming weeks and months.

With that in mind and the 19-year-old being available as a free agent once his current contract at Bayern expires at the end of June, he could be a suitable transfer option for the Hoops from a footballing and financial point of view.

In other news: “Ange doesn’t like him”: Big Celtic claim emerges that’ll have supporters thrilled

Newcastle predicted XI vs Man City

Newcastle United return to action today as they travel away to face Manchester City at The Etihad in the Premier League.

The Magpies have won four of their last five games in the division and are in with a shot of finishing the season in the top half of the table.

Eddie Howe’s men lost their last outing, however, as they were beaten 1-0 by Liverpool at St. James’ Park. Naby Keita scored the only goal of the game as he found the back of the net shortly after Fabian Schar was caught by a challenge from James Milner.

How many changes will Howe make to the team from that loss? Here is our predicted XI…

Martin Dubravka; Javier Manquillo, Jamaal Lascelles, Dan Burn, Matt Targett; Joelinton, Bruno Guimaraes, Jonjo Shelvey; Miguel Almiron, Chris Wood, Allan Saint-Maximin.

We are predicting that he will make three alterations to the side, with Manquillo, Lascelles and Wood all coming into the XI.

Starting off at centre-back, Schar may miss out after the head coach confirmed on Friday that he had not trained during the week. Howe said: “We haven’t seen him this week. We hope he’ll be back to be available but he’s not trained yet. He got a knock on the top of his foot so he went for a scan after the Liverpool game because it was swollen. Fortunately, there was no fracture.”

Lascelles should come in for him at the heart of the defence. The Magpies skipper came on for him against Liverpool and started in his place against Norwich as he helped the team to a 3-0 win – winning 100% of his ground duels and making six clearances in the process – and this shows that he is a reliable option for the boss to call upon.

At right-back, Javier Manquillo, who Steve Bruce once described as “terrific”, may come in for Emil Krafth to round out the back four.

The Swedish defender, who Ian Wright previously said was “out of his depth”, recorded a dismal SofaScore rating of 6.2 against Liverpool, losing five of his nine duels and completing 63% of his passes – and Howe may opt to rest him to give the Spaniard a chance to impress.

Finally, we are predicting that Wood will come in at the top end of the pitch. FFC published an article explaining why the striker should come into the team and may replace Joe Willock – with Joelinton dropping back into central midfield.

AND in other news, Imagine him & Bruno: Howe must land NUFC swoop for £17.1m gem who “radiates calmness”…

De Kock bursts through still waters after drought-breaking ton

He’s not a cricketer who lets emotions bubble to the surface, but getting to a Test century after two years meant plenty to the wicketkeeper-batsman

Liam Brickhill in Johannesburg13-Jan-2019Quinton de Kock doesn’t seem to be the sort of cricketer to over-think things. His batting has a laissez faire air to it, and away from cricket it’s the simple things that seem to make him happy. If his social media feeds are anything to go by, he lives an uncomplicated, happy life with his wife Sasha and jack russells Gia and Mia, going fishing as often as possible, adopting the odd nyala antelope and generally kicking back Mzansi-style. On the pitch, he’s not enjoyed much success with the bat in cricket’s longest format over the last 18 months, but if his form was a concern to him, he hid those worries well.But still waters run deep, and it may be that de Kock’s diffidence is in some way part of an on-field persona: that he, perhaps, thinks and cares more than he sometimes lets on, that his reticence masks a fierce desire to succeed, and that his Test drought has been a concern. His 129 against Pakistan at the Wanderers was de Kock’s first century in Test cricket in just over two years, his fourth overall, and his very first in the second innings. When he finally got to the mark, having gone 39 innings without reaching three figures, just for a moment the emotion spilled forth from one of the game’s most low-temperature cricketers.This was a hundred that really meant something, and that with it came a huge sense of relief. The instinctive freedom that has made de Kock so devastating in limited-overs cricket has not translated into Test success – at least, not yet, and certainly not in the last year or so. In 2018, he averaged just 20.41 before Pakistan arrived, but over three Tests he’s clicked once again in the longest format.Cathartic hundreds aren’t often easy ones, although the way de Kock cruised through the early exchanges this morning, rifling drive after drive through the arc between point and mid off with a languid, flowing ease and racing to fifty from 49 deliveries, suggested that this three-figure knock was fated. But even a player as laid back as de Kock wobbled just a touch in the nervous 90s.His favoured cut took him to 98, and a flick through mid-on for a single left him on the brink. Suddenly, a cricketer who has thrived on trusting his instincts in the heat of the moment seemed to be thinking an awful lot about how he might find his next run.If de Kock seemed a tad nervous, things were no more calm up in the press box, where the situation in the middle evoked memories long buried – 20 years long, in fact – but not forgotten by Shaun Pollock, who compared the atmosphere to that of the Klusener/Donald kerfuffle in the semi-final of the 1999 World Cup.Certain similarities were in plain view: a left-handed batsman on strike, a fast bowler at the other end, one run needed, and the feeling that there might be an extraordinarily thin margin between glory and disaster.Facing up to Faheem Ashraf on 99, a touch over two years since he last lifted his lid and raised his bat to all corners in a Test match, de Kock missed out on a full toss, punching it straight to mid-on. Then came a straight drive that would have done the trick, had Kagiso Rabada’s right heel not got in the way of it, deflecting the ball to mid-on with de Kock making a rapid turnaround having made it halfway down the track already. While everyone else on the field – Rabada included – could see the lighter side of it all, de Kock looked as if he might burst out of frustration.He pinged the off side field three more times in the over, surviving a direct hit at the striker’s end just to ramp up the tense atmosphere even further before it was all released with another straight drive that this time beat the bowler, the stumps, mid-off and Rabada’s boot to bring up the ton. Then there were still waters no more, with all the emotions bubbling to the surface.He wasn’t done there, and now unchained by the burden that indifferent form inevitably places on the shoulders of even the most chilled out cricketers, de Kock cut loose. Clearing his front leg and reverting to the style that has built his formidable limited-overs reputation, he thumped Hasan Ali repeatedly through cover, shrugging off an edge that was dropped by Sarfraz Ahmed behind the stumps with a smile, and then immediately laying into the bowling again. Having set South Africa up with his 102-run stand with Hashim Amla, de Kock pressed home their advantage with a 79-run partnership alongside Rabada, launching his team beyond 300 by smoking a slog sweep onto the grass banks.This was vintage de Kock, which is perhaps a bit of an odd thing to say about a player who is only 26, but points to the profound impression he has already made on South African cricket. A household name by the age of 21, de Kock is a product of the highveld, and his sharp eye, quick hands and light feet are most suited to the pitches one finds in these parts, which are usually fast and bouncy. The ball flies in Johannesburg, both off the pitch and off the bat.Over the last two years, de Kock might have struggled to strike the balance between carefree and confident in his Test game, but with a drought-breaking hundred under his belt at the Wanderers, he once again found that most vital element: freedom.

India set series benchmarks on tough batting day

Stats highlights after the third day’s play in Bengaluru, where Cheteshwar Pujara ended a run of poor scores against Australia

Bharath Seervi06-Mar-201793* The partnership between Cheteshwar Pujara and Ajinkya Rahane at the end of the third day, the highest of this series. It was India’s third 50-plus stand in the series.91 for 0 India’s score in the final session of the third day, the first session of the series without a wicket. India were 122 for 4 at tea and ended the day with 213 for 4, leading by 126.0 Wickets for Nathan Lyon in 27 overs in the second innings. He had taken 8 for 50 in 22.2 overs in the first innings. The control % of Indian batsmen against Lyon in both the innings, however, was similar – 77.61% in the first and 77.16% in the second.8 Innings without a 50-plus score for Pujara against Australia, before his 79 not out in Bengaluru. His last fifty against them was 73, in Adelaide 2014-15. In his first 10 innings against Australia, Pujara had made five 50-plus scores. He also completed 1000 Test runs in the 2016-17 season, second after Virat Kohli.6-63 Ravindra Jadeja’s figures in the first innings, the second best of his career. His best – 7 for 48 – had come three Tests earlier, against England in Chennai.10 Kohli’s average after four innings in this series, presently his worst series average.

India's new picks rewarded for domestic form

ESPNcricinfo looks at the domestic cricket journeys of Rishi Dhawan, Hardik Pandya and Manish Pandey, after they were picked in India’s ODI and T20 squads for Australia

Shashank Kishore20-Dec-2015One of the first points to be discussed at the BCCI captains and coaches conclave at the start of 2015 was to advance the domestic one-day competitions before the Ranji Trophy knockouts in order to give aspirants an opportunity to showcase their ability ahead of the World T20. It was a popular sentiment because the selectors could pick players based on limited-overs form, and not just on their exploits in the first-class arena. That logic has already found merit, as all the new picks in India’s limited-overs squads for Australia have performed well for their respective sides in the ongoing Vijay Hazare Trophy. ESPNcricinfo takes a look at the stories behind the latest entrants in India’s squads for the Australia tour.Rishi Dhawan’s consistent performances in domestic cricket made him a fixture in India A’s limited-overs squads•PTI Rishi DhawanDhawan has been turning in performances of note season after season for Himachal Pradesh with his seam-ups. He finished the Ranji Trophy 2013-14 season as the highest wicket-taker with 49 scalps from eight matches. He followed that up with 40 wickets from eight matches in 2014-15. This season, he had 28 scalps in eight matches. In addition, he has also contributed 10 fifties and a century lower down the order in Ranji Trophy matches since the 2013-14 season.Although Himachal’s inability to cross the quarter-final qualification hurdle has somewhat overshadowed his individual form, the performances have consistently earned him a place in India A’s limited-overs sides in the last couple of seasons.This time around, Dhawan’s match-winning efforts that helped Himachal top their group and qualify for the quarter-finals of the Vijay Hazare Trophy have been duly recognised with a maiden call-up for the ODIs in Australia. His 252 runs across five innings have been accrued at a strike rate of 113.51. Add to this his six scalps with the ball and Dhawan’s numbers are the kind that can’t be ignored for long. With three more innings to come potentially, Dhawan has an opportunity to further present his case, if the team management need to see more of him.While his growth as a batsman has been steady, if not spectacular, at the senior level, he has proved time and again that he can be banked on to muscle runs lower down the order. Across the first-class and List A formats, Dhawan has scored five centuries but he considers his best knock to be a half-century that helped India A clinch a thriller in the Quadrangular A series final in Australia last year. With India A needing 73 off the last 10 overs, and only the tail to follow, he held the lower order together and made an unbeaten 56 to take the team home in the penultimate over.IPL 2015 gave Hardik Pandya his breakthrough moment•BCCIHardik PandyaYears later, when Hardik Pandya sits down and reflects on his career, he would realise the 2015 IPL season was his breakthrough moment. That he managed to steal the limelight from some of his more illustrious colleagues like Lasith Malinga, Rohit Sharma and Kieron Pollard, and altered the course of Mumbai Indians’ campaign, indicated the giant strides he has taken.Pandya, a relative unknown until March this year, was primarily picked on the back of a 57-ball 82 in a T20 in 2014, against a Mumbai attack comprising of Zaheer Khan, Dhawal Kulkarni and Pravin Tambe. So impressed was John Wright, a talent scout with Mumbai Indians, that the franchise acquired Pandya for his base price of Rs 10 lakh at the auction in February this year.His IPL numbers – 112 runs in nine innings – are not staggering. But what they don’t show are the two knocks that altered the course of Mumbai’s campaign. First an unbeaten eight-ball 21 against Chennai Super Kings that turned an improbable chase into a win, and an unbeaten 31-ball 61 against Kolkata Knight Riders that gave Mumbai a total of substance to defend in a must-win game.Sanath Kumar, who coached the Baroda team when Pandya first came into the fray two seasons ago, says the boy wasn’t an instant hit, but his commitment helped him get noticed. Sanath picks out one game from his memory – against Maharashtra in 2013, which was only Pandya’s third T20 match for Baroda. He hit one four and four sixes in his 26-ball 44 to spur a chase that was going nowhere into one where Baroda had a chance. They eventually fell seven runs short.”He used to bowl leg spin during his Under-19 days, but wasn’t going anywhere. So we asked him to work on his batting. He had the strength,” Sanath Kumar told ESPNcricinfo. “In a couple of games, he was comfortably outscoring Yusuf Pathan. That is when he realised he had the ability to bat higher up. The fact that he is a sharp bowler and can ease the workload of the main bowlers is an added incentive. He will be an ideal short-format cricketer.”The challenging conditions in Australia will give Manish Pandey a good opportunity to cement his place in the India team•Associated PressManish PandeyPandey, Karnataka’s leading run-getter in this season’s failed Vijay Hazare Trophy campaign with 212 runs in five innings, first made headlines when he was a member of India’s Under-19 World Cup-winning team in 2008. But it wasn’t until the 2009 IPL, where he became the first Indian batsman to score a century in the tournament, that he was being talked about. Since then, Pandey has been a permanent fixture in Karnataka’s squads across formats.Pandey’s first international call-up came in October 2014, when he was picked for the T20s against West Indies. He was denied that opportunity after West Indies pulled out of their tour. He put that disappointment behind him by scoring heavily as Karnataka ran riot in the domestic circles, winning the Ranji Trophy, Irani Cup and Vijay Hazare Trophy for a second successive season.A Man-of-the-Match winning performance in the IPL 2014 final for Kolkata Knight Riders, followed by a decent tour of Australia with India A meant Pandey was back in the selection ring. An international debut came in Zimbabwe this year, where he made 71, in a 144-run, fifth-wicket stand to steer India out of troubled waters.”The Zimbabwe tour went well. I performed well on my debut, so I knew I would be there in the mix,” he said soon after his call-up. “Doing well in an international match gives you the confidence. I didn’t look at my selection for Zimbabwe as a stop-gap arrangement.”With Suresh Raina and Ambati Rayudu left out of the ODI squad, Pandey, who wasn’t considered for the South Africa series at home, couldn’t have asked for a better opportunity than this to cement his place in the line-up.

Unforgiving Australia expose Zimbabwe's cracks

Helmed by an overburdened head coach and weighed down by inconsistent selection, Zimbabwe’s faults were glaringly obvious in their heaviest-ever defeat to Australia

Liam Brickhill in Harare25-Aug-2014″Get ready for a broken f***ing window,” Mitchell Johnson didn’t say to Elton Chigumbura as he strode out to bat, though a warning to the television commentators, who were sprayed by shards of glass after Johnson’s monstrous mow down the ground smashed a press-box window, might have been charitable. Charity, however, has never been the Australian way.For Zimbabwe, charity clearly begins at home and their meek showing surely helped Australia ease into the tour, if they had any rust to shake off after a five-month lay-off. Australia have only been in the country since Thursday, but there was more intensity to their centre-wicket practice at the Country Club on Saturday than there was at any point during this match – until Johnson shattered the peace.The press-box windows are made of shatterproof glass, but a similarly massive hit several years ago had weakened that pane. No one had seen fit to replace it, presumably reckoning the odds of someone hitting the exact spot were slim indeed. The brittleness of Zimbabwe’s cricket team stems from a similar selection of dents, cracks and fault lines – and none of them have been repaired either. Along comes the world’s top-ranked one-day side, and Zimbabwe are duly shattered into little pieces. For at least a decade, Zimbabwe have masked their weaknesses and papered over their cracks, without ever settling on a lasting solution. As Tatenda Taibu put it before he walked away from the game: “ZC are just painting a house that has no foundations.”A South African side might let you get away with that without overly heavy punishment. Like a big brother easing off as he notices tears welling in the eyes of a younger sibling, it now seems South Africa went somewhat easy on the Zimbabweans – despite the 3-0 scoreline from their one-day series. There was no such clemency from Australia, whose ground-and-pound strategy was evident in Maxwell’s relentless hitting and Johnson’s equally unforgiving bowling, with both contributing to Zimbabwe’s 198-run defeat: their largest against Australia.Zimbabwe are not being helped by the inconsistencies in their selection. Richmond Mutumbami, asked to open against South Africa, was shunted to No. 7 while Zimbabwe field-tested yet another unsuccessful opening partnership in Tino Mawoyo and Sikandar Raza. Brendan Taylor, dropped for the third ODI against South Africa, was brought back but wafted nervously to slip before he could make an impact. Earlier, Chigumbura had done his best to juggle a bowling attack missing Brian Vitori, Neville Madziva, Luke Jongwe and Shingi Masakadza – all of whom played against South Africa as part of what coach Steve Mangongo called Zimbabwe’s “best possible XI”.Mangongo, it is hoped, has a firm grip on the whys and wherefores of Zimbabwe’s selection decisions. He better, given he and Givemore Makoni now make up the entire selection panel after Wayne James was removed on Friday. The idea that “no one is safe” has permeated the team’s recent selections, but the result of that is that Zimbabwe can find no peace either on or off the field. What effect must playing for one’s place in every match have on a team for whom confidence has never come easily, and for whom defeat is a fact of life?”Pressure is always there,” Mangongo insisted in the post-match press conference. “Whether you’re playing game one, game 20, game 200, pressure is always there. And if you don’t perform, I don’t see any science in you playing.”Yes there will always be people given a run, but there are also certain people who have been given enough of a run that, yes, they will be dropped. Simple and straightforward. But there is no guy who has played one game and then gets dropped the next game. But if you have played more than 50 games and you don’t perform and you don’t execute your role, you have got no justification whatsoever to be in the team.”Mangongo will himself be no stranger to pressure, given his role as head coach and selector combines the batting, bowling, fielding and strategic coaching roles all on his own, with previous batting and bowling coaches Grant Flower and Heath Streak now working with Pakistan and Bangladesh respectively.”It’s extremely difficult; absolute nightmare,” admitted Mangongo. “I know for a fact that Zimbabwe Cricket administrators are working on that, so hopefully we will have the right set-up as we go along. But yes you cannot have a head coach trying to coach batting one-on-one, bowling, spin, fast bowlers, team strategy, gameplan, you name it.”Perhaps Zimbabwe’s most notable achievement was managing to keep their over rate in check despite having to fetch the ball from beyond the boundary 15 times. They will at least have the week to re-group before their match against South Africa on Friday. Australia’s only worry, if one can call it that, is that their squad only contains one specialist spinner and despite the fact that the Harare Sports Club pitch is likely to play slow and low throughout the series, Nathan Lyon was their most expensive bowler.Mitchell Marsh, who chipped in with a wicket to complement his 89 at no. 3, shrugged off suggestions that Australia might be a spinner light.”The way all the bowlers bowled today, they took pace off the ball at the right time and I think that’s going to be key on this wicket,” said Marsh. “There’s a lot of experience in our changing rooms, they’ve played on these sorts of wickets all around the world, so I don’t think it’s anything too new.”

The Ashes boot is truly on the other foot

Happy New Year, Confectionery Stallers, and welcome to the first ever edition of this crickoblog to have been composed when the words “England retained the Ashes by obliterating Australia with a phenomenal display of total cricket” could be written

Andy Zaltzman25-Feb-2013Happy New Year, Confectionery Stallers, and welcome to the first ever edition of this crickoblog to have been composed when the words “England retained the Ashes by obliterating Australia with a phenomenal display of total cricket” could be written without being a rabidly deluded fantasy or a wilfully obscure cryptic crossword clue.As I write, England, with Cook and Bell grinding the remaining slivers of spirit from the Australian bowling attack, are well placed to ensure their series victory, probably by 3-1 unless Australia’s top order decide to stop batting as if they are trying to raise questions about their nation’s right to Test status.It has been one of England’s greatest all-round performances, and almost certainly Australia’s worst. Many predicted an England success. No-one predicted a drubbing. Albeit a drubbing that could still, theoretically, end 2-2, and one in which England’s remorselessly determined and scientifically executed demolition of their opponents was punctuated by an oddly feeble capitulation in Perth. Strauss’s men are on course to record England’s biggest ever runs-per-wicket superiority in an Ashes series – so much for the too-close-to-call series almost everyone seemed to expect. This series has been the cricketing equivalent of turning up to see the Oxford-Cambridge boat race, only for one of the crews to be in a jet-propelled speedboat and the other to be in a leaking bath-tub.Even fewer people than no-one predicted that Alastair Cook would score 750 runs in the series (and even that total may be horribly out of date by the time you read this). Of all the adjectives you could have used to describe Cook before this series, “undismissable” was some way down the list. Particularly if that list was being written by Mohammad Amir and Mohammad Asif. He has been phenomenally, bafflingly impressive – this is a player who had not averaged over 50 in a series against anyone other than Bangladesh or West Indies for over four years.In six of those ten series, he averaged below 33. Cook turned up in Australia fresh from a domestic summer in which he breached the 30 barrier just once in ten innings, and then only with some major good fortune, and in which often looked unsure not just of where his off stump was, but unsure of what his off stump was, and even of what sport his off stump might be involved in. He then transformed into a slightly better version of Don Bradman. This constitutes one of the more remarkable individual triumphs in cricket history. Not quite as remarkable as Inzamam-ul-Haq winning the Olympic 100 metres would be, but remarkable nonetheless.It remains to be seen whether Cook’s mega-series is a spectacular blip in his otherwise largely prosaic career, or the watershed in a potentially great batsman’s development. Either way, he has blasted himself into Ashes immortality.He has been joined there by Australia’s top four. Who will be rather less chuffed to be there. England fans have of course become accustomed to baggy-green batsmen breaking scoring records in Ashes series. Usually in recent decades, they have been records for high scoring. The 2010-11 baggy-green vintage – a cheap Bulgarian Merlot laced with methylated spirits compared to the Chateau Latours England’s bowlers have faced on previous Ashes tours – have been chiselling themselves into the annals of all-time ineptitude with ruthless determination.The course of a Test is established in the first innings, and Australia’s upper order have not merely flunked their first-innings exams, they have eaten their exam papers, sworn at the invigilator, and set their pencil cases on fire. Australia’s captain and vice-captain have totalled a reprehensible 71 runs in their nine first-innings efforts. Simon Katich and Phillip Hughes between them totalled 99 in the five Tests, and Shane Watson 150. Usman Khawaja’s determined 37 in Sydney not only saved his two skippers from the ignominy of being Australia’s worst 3-4 first-innings combination in any series since 1890, but also bumped the Aussie top-four first-hit series average up to a still-gob-smackingly dreadful 17.85 – their worst such figure in the Ashes since Lyons, Bannerman, Giffen and Harry Trott struggled to come to terms with English conditions in 1893, and their worst ever in a five-match Ashes series.Even when Hussey’s sterling resistance at 5 is taken into account, Australia’s first five wickets have averaged just 23 per wicket in their first innings, their second lowest in the Ashes since Queen Victoria popped her massive queenly clogs.And just to rub it in, England’s top 4 are on course to record the highest-ever series average against Australia. Ouch.Much of the credit for Australia’s failure obviously goes to England’s bowlers, who, as in 2005, have been persistently threatening. James Anderson, who had little history of overseas success, needs three second-innings wickets to claim the best haul by an England bowler in Australia since John Snow in 1970-71 (and he only needs to take all ten to equal Snow), and the England pace attack have between them take 62 wickets at 28, putting them one more good innings away from the best series by a visiting pace attack in Australia since the West Indians of 1992-93. More on them in a future blog. They have been individually and collectively excellent. But not unplayable.With the ball, especially with the bat, and in the selection committee, the Australians have been truly, historically dreadful. The Ashes boot is now well and truly on the other foot. The Australians must feel like a carnivore being eaten by a steak.The unexpected disparity between the teams has made the series less compelling as a sporting spectacle than it could have been. In South Africa, however, after a similarly lop-sided beginning, a blistering series now approaches its endgame. VVS Laxman put in a late bid for innings of the year with his towering 96 in Durban – an innings which instantly rocketed towards the top of the Innings Which Deserved A Century But Did Not Get One chart, perhaps just ahead of Monty Panesar’s 7 not out in Cardiff in 2009.Jacques Kallis (with his ninth century in his last 15 Tests) and Tendulkar (with his 12th in his last 24) laid down early markers for 2011, two of the greatest players the game has seen tussling for supremacy as others around them struggled.Ben Hilfenhaus and Harbhajan Singh are the unlikely pace-setters in the Test Match Six Of The Year stakes, the former dispatching Tim Bresnan over midwicket like the 21st century Viv Richards that he isn’t, the latter plonking the world’s greatest current bowler over long on as if he was playing Stick Cricket.

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